03-31-2008, 04:18 PM
That?s right. It?s time for
Semi-Regular Movie Reviews with Caer Rialis!!!!!!
So I was out of town last week for a few days, visiting family and friends. Now, as it goes, one night we decided to just stay in and rent a movie. While I was busy putting my son to sleep, reading him stories, making sure he was okay sleeping in a strange room, my wife and a bunch of other ladies went out to select the film. Hey, no problem. I figured they would rent a chick flick, you know, something romantic, like <em class='bbc'>300</em>, <em class='bbc'>Braveheart</em> or <em class='bbc'>Ice Pirates</em>. A little love story wrapped around short battle sequences and daring-do. At least then I wouldn?t feel like I was being choked by estrogen, like when she watches Lifetime or Oxygen.
Oy, was I wrong. The movie they selected was <em class='bbc'>The Jane Austen Book Club</em>. Now, don?t get me wrong. I?ve had to read some Jane Austen (in college, to impress a girl) and I realize that women have this deep and abiding fascination with her work. One can only take a quick check of Internet Movie Database to see that. From 1938 to 2008, there have been some forty-four different films based on her novels. Let?s take a look
1. Sense and Sensibilidad (2008)
2. "Lost in Austen" (2008) (mini) TV mini-series
3. Miss Austen Regrets (2008) (TV)
4. "Sense and Sensibility" (2008) (mini) TV mini-series
5. Persuasion (2007) (TV)
6. Northanger Abbey (2007) (TV)
7. Mansfield Park (2007) (TV)
8. Becoming Jane (2007)
9. Pride & Prejudice (2005)
10. Bride & Prejudice (2004)
11. Pride and Prejudice (2003)
12. The Real Jane Austen (2002) (TV)
13. Kandukondain Kandukondain (2000) (novel "Sense and Sensibility")
14. Mansfield Park (1999)
15. "Wishbone" (2 episodes, 1995-1998)
- Pup Fiction (1998) TV episode
- Furst Impressions (1995) TV episode
16. Emma (1996)
17. Emma (1996)
18. Sense and Sensibility (1995)
19. "Pride and Prejudice" (1995) (mini) TV mini-series
20. Persuasion (1995) (TV)
21. Sensibility and Sense (1990) (TV)
22. Northanger Abbey (1986) (TV)
23. "Mansfield Park" (1983) (mini) TV mini-series
24. Sense and Sensibility (1981) (TV)
25. Jane Austen in Manhattan (1980) (libretto Sir Charles Grandison) (text Sir Charles Grandison, or The Happy Man)
26. "Pride and Prejudice" (1980) (mini) TV mini-series
27. "Emma" (1972) (mini) TV mini-series
28. "Novela" (4 episodes, 1966-1972)
- Persuasi?n (1972) TV episode
- La abad?a de Northanger (1968) TV episode
- Emma (1967) TV episode
- Orgullo y prejuicio (1966) TV episode
29. "Persuasion" (1971) (mini) TV mini-series
30. Sense and Sensibility (1971) (TV)
31. "Pride and Prejudice" (1967) TV series
32. "Vier dochters Bennet, De" (1961) (mini) TV mini-series (novel "Pride & Prejudice")
33. "Persuasion" (1960) (mini) TV mini-series
34. "Camera Three" (1 episode, 1960) - Emma (1960) TV episode
35. Emma (1960) (TV)
36. "Pride and Prejudice" (1958) TV series
37. "Orgoglio e pregiudizio" (1957) (mini) TV mini-series
38. "Matinee Theatre" (1 episode, 1956) - Pride and Prejudice (1956) TV episode
39. "Kraft Television Theatre" (1 episode, 1954) - Emma (1954) TV episode (writer)
40. "Pride and Prejudice" (1952) (mini) TV mini-series (writer)
41. "The Philco Television Playhouse" (2 episodes, 1949-1950)
42. Emma (1948) (TV)
43. Pride and Prejudice (1940)
44. Pride and Prejudice (1938) (TV) (book)
Dear God, that?s 11 different versions of <em class='bbc'>Pride and Prejudice</em>(including two movies between 2003 and 2005), seven of <em class='bbc'>Sense and Sensibility</em>, two versions of Emma in one year, and works done in Bollywood. It says something for the fascination of an author who, for all intents and purposes, was writing late 18th-early 19th century romance novels. Now I?m not making a comment on romance novels, which, after all, are best sellers and can be churned out quickly as all you need to do is change the setting, change some names, toss in some kind of dilemma and, WHAMMO!!! you have a brand spanking new novel. No, what I?m concerned about is not only the unrealistic views of romance devised by Ms. Austen, which were formatted under the guise of a class-based ideal of love and romance which held up the English rentier and capitalist classes at the expense of the farming and laboring classes, but also the fact we tend to ignore the works of other female authors from this time period like George Sand.
But I digress. <em class='bbc'>The Jane Austen Book Club</em> tells the story of a group of women who, gosh, form a book club where they read, get this, the novels of Jane Austen. It seems that the character played by Amy Brenneman (I swear to you, I couldn?t get names straight in this film, except for two: Allegra and Prudie. What is it with naming children after pharmaceuticals? Who names their kid, ?Allegra?? What, do they have another daughter, Viagra and sons named Cipro and Paxil? And Prudie. Okay, her mother is a weird former flower-child who never really gave up being a flower child and she names her child ?Prudence?. Who does that???) has just broken up with her husband (played by Jimmy Smits). To cheer her up, her good friend Maria Bello organizes a book club. Now me, I?d question the choice of Jane Austen. Romance novels to cheer up a woman who?s about to enter a messy divorce. Holy Mine Field, Batman! As the movie progresses, the same idea befalls each of the major characters, but, hey, they?re part of the club, so you do what the club calls for. Now, the club decides that they will read one Austen novel a month, and will read six novels, the complete Austen Canon.
Only now trouble arises: there are only five members of the club and they desperately need a sixth. Enter some guy, played by some actor I can?t name. Now, this guy fits one of the three main male archetypes in chick movies (and, from what I understand, the male characters from Austen novels: Hapless twit, Incredible cad, Rugged brute). He?s the hapless twit, of course, who, as a Science Fiction fan, came to the first meeting with a massive tome, the Complete Works of Jane Austen, and thought that the novels had to be read in order, as they must be a series. This leads us to one of the subplots of the film: the way in which Austen fans literally mock any and all works of Science Fiction. In fact, the guy tries to get the Maria Bello character to read works of female sci-fi authors like Ursula LeGuin and Andre Norton throughout the film, much as I tried with my college girlfriend. Yeah, I had to read Austen, Woolf, Dickinson, and Marion Zimmer Bradley, but no way would she even crack the spine of <em class='bbc'>Lord of the Rings</em>. It was much the same here.
Of course hapless guy is brought in in a mad attempt by Maria Bello to fix him up with the Brenneman character. And, since this is an homage to Austen, he?s clueless and really interested in the Bello character. The women in the club mock him without end especially when he spends one discussion looking at the character Allegra?s chest. They all think it?s funny, but her tight t-shirt did read ?Teen Lesbian Alliance.? I mean, what, he?s not going to look? Ladies, please, think about it. One: He?s a guy. Two: she was thrusting it out, sitting near him. Three: he?s a guy. Four: the shirt had a message. I know myself, when I see some slogan written on a t-shirt, I try to read it. When it?s some witty thing like, ?Why can?t you look at my face instead of these?? I want to reply, ?Your face has nothing written on it.?; and five: he?s a guy.
There were some interesting scenes and dialogue in the film. My favorite is when Bello exclaims ?Austen isn?t girly? to which I cracked up and exclaimed ?She?s the epitome of girly!? Which earned me absolutely zero points with my wife and her friends. There?s also Allegra Aside from that, we can simply see that each of the five women all become enmeshed in an Austen like fugue state: Bello and Sci-fi nerd, Brenneman and her yearned for her cheating husband, Allegra and her love affairs with numerous women, Prudie and her near affair with one of her high school students (okay, I?m stumped. I?m a teacher and can?t for the life of me understand fascination with this idea. My students lack the emotional and intellectual maturity I have always looked for. Why Hollywood seems to think adolescents are emotionally and intellectually mature enough is a mystery beyond understanding), and the older lady and her looking for love in all the wrong places.
In the end, it wasn?t a bad way to pass a night. I can think of worse, like trying to pass a kidney stone, root canal, and being the victim of water-boarding. It would have been better if I had a book to read like, oh, Heinlein?s <em class='bbc'>Starship Troopers</em> or <em class='bbc'>Stranger in a Strange World</em>. Heck, LeGuin?s <em class='bbc'>Left Hand of Darkness</em> would have rocked
Semi-Regular Movie Reviews with Caer Rialis!!!!!!
So I was out of town last week for a few days, visiting family and friends. Now, as it goes, one night we decided to just stay in and rent a movie. While I was busy putting my son to sleep, reading him stories, making sure he was okay sleeping in a strange room, my wife and a bunch of other ladies went out to select the film. Hey, no problem. I figured they would rent a chick flick, you know, something romantic, like <em class='bbc'>300</em>, <em class='bbc'>Braveheart</em> or <em class='bbc'>Ice Pirates</em>. A little love story wrapped around short battle sequences and daring-do. At least then I wouldn?t feel like I was being choked by estrogen, like when she watches Lifetime or Oxygen.
Oy, was I wrong. The movie they selected was <em class='bbc'>The Jane Austen Book Club</em>. Now, don?t get me wrong. I?ve had to read some Jane Austen (in college, to impress a girl) and I realize that women have this deep and abiding fascination with her work. One can only take a quick check of Internet Movie Database to see that. From 1938 to 2008, there have been some forty-four different films based on her novels. Let?s take a look
1. Sense and Sensibilidad (2008)
2. "Lost in Austen" (2008) (mini) TV mini-series
3. Miss Austen Regrets (2008) (TV)
4. "Sense and Sensibility" (2008) (mini) TV mini-series
5. Persuasion (2007) (TV)
6. Northanger Abbey (2007) (TV)
7. Mansfield Park (2007) (TV)
8. Becoming Jane (2007)
9. Pride & Prejudice (2005)
10. Bride & Prejudice (2004)
11. Pride and Prejudice (2003)
12. The Real Jane Austen (2002) (TV)
13. Kandukondain Kandukondain (2000) (novel "Sense and Sensibility")
14. Mansfield Park (1999)
15. "Wishbone" (2 episodes, 1995-1998)
- Pup Fiction (1998) TV episode
- Furst Impressions (1995) TV episode
16. Emma (1996)
17. Emma (1996)
18. Sense and Sensibility (1995)
19. "Pride and Prejudice" (1995) (mini) TV mini-series
20. Persuasion (1995) (TV)
21. Sensibility and Sense (1990) (TV)
22. Northanger Abbey (1986) (TV)
23. "Mansfield Park" (1983) (mini) TV mini-series
24. Sense and Sensibility (1981) (TV)
25. Jane Austen in Manhattan (1980) (libretto Sir Charles Grandison) (text Sir Charles Grandison, or The Happy Man)
26. "Pride and Prejudice" (1980) (mini) TV mini-series
27. "Emma" (1972) (mini) TV mini-series
28. "Novela" (4 episodes, 1966-1972)
- Persuasi?n (1972) TV episode
- La abad?a de Northanger (1968) TV episode
- Emma (1967) TV episode
- Orgullo y prejuicio (1966) TV episode
29. "Persuasion" (1971) (mini) TV mini-series
30. Sense and Sensibility (1971) (TV)
31. "Pride and Prejudice" (1967) TV series
32. "Vier dochters Bennet, De" (1961) (mini) TV mini-series (novel "Pride & Prejudice")
33. "Persuasion" (1960) (mini) TV mini-series
34. "Camera Three" (1 episode, 1960) - Emma (1960) TV episode
35. Emma (1960) (TV)
36. "Pride and Prejudice" (1958) TV series
37. "Orgoglio e pregiudizio" (1957) (mini) TV mini-series
38. "Matinee Theatre" (1 episode, 1956) - Pride and Prejudice (1956) TV episode
39. "Kraft Television Theatre" (1 episode, 1954) - Emma (1954) TV episode (writer)
40. "Pride and Prejudice" (1952) (mini) TV mini-series (writer)
41. "The Philco Television Playhouse" (2 episodes, 1949-1950)
42. Emma (1948) (TV)
43. Pride and Prejudice (1940)
44. Pride and Prejudice (1938) (TV) (book)
Dear God, that?s 11 different versions of <em class='bbc'>Pride and Prejudice</em>(including two movies between 2003 and 2005), seven of <em class='bbc'>Sense and Sensibility</em>, two versions of Emma in one year, and works done in Bollywood. It says something for the fascination of an author who, for all intents and purposes, was writing late 18th-early 19th century romance novels. Now I?m not making a comment on romance novels, which, after all, are best sellers and can be churned out quickly as all you need to do is change the setting, change some names, toss in some kind of dilemma and, WHAMMO!!! you have a brand spanking new novel. No, what I?m concerned about is not only the unrealistic views of romance devised by Ms. Austen, which were formatted under the guise of a class-based ideal of love and romance which held up the English rentier and capitalist classes at the expense of the farming and laboring classes, but also the fact we tend to ignore the works of other female authors from this time period like George Sand.
But I digress. <em class='bbc'>The Jane Austen Book Club</em> tells the story of a group of women who, gosh, form a book club where they read, get this, the novels of Jane Austen. It seems that the character played by Amy Brenneman (I swear to you, I couldn?t get names straight in this film, except for two: Allegra and Prudie. What is it with naming children after pharmaceuticals? Who names their kid, ?Allegra?? What, do they have another daughter, Viagra and sons named Cipro and Paxil? And Prudie. Okay, her mother is a weird former flower-child who never really gave up being a flower child and she names her child ?Prudence?. Who does that???) has just broken up with her husband (played by Jimmy Smits). To cheer her up, her good friend Maria Bello organizes a book club. Now me, I?d question the choice of Jane Austen. Romance novels to cheer up a woman who?s about to enter a messy divorce. Holy Mine Field, Batman! As the movie progresses, the same idea befalls each of the major characters, but, hey, they?re part of the club, so you do what the club calls for. Now, the club decides that they will read one Austen novel a month, and will read six novels, the complete Austen Canon.
Only now trouble arises: there are only five members of the club and they desperately need a sixth. Enter some guy, played by some actor I can?t name. Now, this guy fits one of the three main male archetypes in chick movies (and, from what I understand, the male characters from Austen novels: Hapless twit, Incredible cad, Rugged brute). He?s the hapless twit, of course, who, as a Science Fiction fan, came to the first meeting with a massive tome, the Complete Works of Jane Austen, and thought that the novels had to be read in order, as they must be a series. This leads us to one of the subplots of the film: the way in which Austen fans literally mock any and all works of Science Fiction. In fact, the guy tries to get the Maria Bello character to read works of female sci-fi authors like Ursula LeGuin and Andre Norton throughout the film, much as I tried with my college girlfriend. Yeah, I had to read Austen, Woolf, Dickinson, and Marion Zimmer Bradley, but no way would she even crack the spine of <em class='bbc'>Lord of the Rings</em>. It was much the same here.
Of course hapless guy is brought in in a mad attempt by Maria Bello to fix him up with the Brenneman character. And, since this is an homage to Austen, he?s clueless and really interested in the Bello character. The women in the club mock him without end especially when he spends one discussion looking at the character Allegra?s chest. They all think it?s funny, but her tight t-shirt did read ?Teen Lesbian Alliance.? I mean, what, he?s not going to look? Ladies, please, think about it. One: He?s a guy. Two: she was thrusting it out, sitting near him. Three: he?s a guy. Four: the shirt had a message. I know myself, when I see some slogan written on a t-shirt, I try to read it. When it?s some witty thing like, ?Why can?t you look at my face instead of these?? I want to reply, ?Your face has nothing written on it.?; and five: he?s a guy.
There were some interesting scenes and dialogue in the film. My favorite is when Bello exclaims ?Austen isn?t girly? to which I cracked up and exclaimed ?She?s the epitome of girly!? Which earned me absolutely zero points with my wife and her friends. There?s also Allegra Aside from that, we can simply see that each of the five women all become enmeshed in an Austen like fugue state: Bello and Sci-fi nerd, Brenneman and her yearned for her cheating husband, Allegra and her love affairs with numerous women, Prudie and her near affair with one of her high school students (okay, I?m stumped. I?m a teacher and can?t for the life of me understand fascination with this idea. My students lack the emotional and intellectual maturity I have always looked for. Why Hollywood seems to think adolescents are emotionally and intellectually mature enough is a mystery beyond understanding), and the older lady and her looking for love in all the wrong places.
In the end, it wasn?t a bad way to pass a night. I can think of worse, like trying to pass a kidney stone, root canal, and being the victim of water-boarding. It would have been better if I had a book to read like, oh, Heinlein?s <em class='bbc'>Starship Troopers</em> or <em class='bbc'>Stranger in a Strange World</em>. Heck, LeGuin?s <em class='bbc'>Left Hand of Darkness</em> would have rocked
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When the laws are used to make the rich richer and the potent more powerful, the humble members of society -- the farmers, mechanics, and laborers -- who have neither the time nor the means of securing like favors to themselves, have a right to complain of the injustice of their government -- Andrew Jackson
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And I will bring an extra pint -- B. Bragg
Corporations, which should be the carefully restrained creatures of the law and the servants of the people, are fast becoming the people's masters. -- Grover Cleveland
When the laws are used to make the rich richer and the potent more powerful, the humble members of society -- the farmers, mechanics, and laborers -- who have neither the time nor the means of securing like favors to themselves, have a right to complain of the injustice of their government -- Andrew Jackson
"Capitalism takes no prisoners and kills competition where it can." -- Vince Cable