A Statement from the Royal Family of Balder

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The Palace of the Crown Prince
10:00 AM
 
A Winter Palace spokesperson emerged this morning with the most glorious news. His Royal Nordic Highness, the Crown Prince Isidor C. Anumia is to be married! Her Nordic Majesty, Queen Rachel is delighted with the news and has ordered her servants to prepare the most magnificent banquet the region has ever seen. The Wedding will be held in the Temple of the Gods as a true and traditional royal Nordic wedding.
 

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Crown Prince Isidor Anumia and Princess Clarissa after the announcement
 


 
The Crown Prince will not be marrying a person of common birth. Like his parents before him, the Crown Prince is engaged to a woman of princely status and wealth. Her Royal Highness, Princess Clarissa Magenta Fairy is the former Queen of the British Isles and the second in line to the throne of Albion.
 

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Balder women can't cook" says NES

 


 
Prince Consort North East Somerset was not as amused "if it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Albionites will eat it." When the Crown Prince returned from courting the Princess at Bowerstone Castle, his father would only ask "You managed not to get eaten then?"
 
The date for the royal wedding has not yet been confirmed. On behalf of the citizens of Balder, we congratulate the royal couple on their engagement. May this union bring many more sons and heirs to the throne of Balder.
 
Issued by Her Nordic Majesties Ministry of Information[i]
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