Time to Stake the Vampire Craze in the Heart

[Todd McCloud]

They <em class='bbc'>sparkle</em>??? They goddammed <em class='bbc'>SPARKLE???????????</em>



Holy Bela Lugosi, how can they continue this? Please, post this sign up whereever you see <em class='bbc'>Twilight</em> ads



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I know. When I heard about that, I heard a rumble. I think it was Bram Stoker rotating in his grave at 3.1 rev/second.