Knock knock jokes thread

[Doctor Zip]

We all need a good joke, eh? And then there are knock knock jokes! Here's a regular joke to warm you up. -------------------What do you do with a dead chemist? .......Barium--------------------------:lol: Funny, right? ...And here's some more. Knock-knock."Who's there?"Interrupting cow."Interrupting?"MOOOOOOOOO!Knock knock. "Who's there?" Daisy"Daisy who?" Day' see me rollin; dey' be hatin...Knock knock."Who's there?"OH GOD PLEASE HELP, SOMEONE'S AF-*scream*"...Who, again? I didn't catch that."Knock knock. "...Who's, uhh, there?"Home security salesman! "Oh, thank Violet you're here. These whackos have bee-"MOOOOOO!!!"Votdang it."

[Tsrill]

Knock knockWho's there?Boo!Boo who?No need to cry over it!