Weird, funny, or sweet telegrams

[Escade]

So, I wanted to put any strange or weird or otherwise suspicious TGs I receive here. I'm not sure if the CSS can see them but this is where they'll be.

 

Just received this from The Republic of Que Nuaed. Not sure if they're just trolling or this is a continuation of whatever, it's basically the first mass TG I sent out but they replaced my name with their own. (Sent 16 minutes ago).

 

"

Dear People of TSP,

I need your help.

 

I ran on a platform of openness, transparency, and inclusion in TSP. Yet, this isn’t possible without your help.

 

I need you to use your voice and ask for change on the RMB and the forums.

 

I need you to apply for citizenship on the forums so you can be a part of policy making in TSP.

 

I need you to check on the WFE and see what topics are up for debate in the Assembly. Add your voice and your vote to the discussion.

 

I am here for all TSPers. Let me know what your concerns and interest are.

 

I promise to you that I will do my best to live up to my campaign and will keep you informed as to what is going on in the region.

 

On the forums, I’ve started a feature called Delegate Diaries where I record my thoughts and goals. Please take a look and let me know your thoughts.

 

I hope you have a wonderful new year!

 

Best wishes to you and yours always,

Que Nuaed"

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Another odd one:

 

From [nation]Greater Doge[/nation], 17 hours ago

 

"Hello, have you heard the good news? There is no other gods only Doge! Accept Doge as your lord and savior or burn in hell. Hell is a very hot place. You don't want that happening to you right?"

[Rebel-topia]

Some people might like hell... Its a bit warmer than the northeastern (or north in general) USA...

[Escade]

From [nation]Dictatorship of Victims and Zombies[/nation]

"How do i drop a nuclear on you?

Is there a way?
Its a shame i dont know how"

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From [nation]The Dark Arms Commander of Burned Lands[/nation]

 

"☢It is time to put an end to raiding. It is a barbaric act which pushes nations out of their homes. Those who participate should be treated like the scum they are. I ask you as delegate/founder to inform your region to help us get rid of raiding for good. We will keep you informed on our movements if you respond. 

Sincerely,
<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=burned_lands">The Dark Arms Commander of Burned lands</a>☢"

 

Anyone know anything about Black Mesa Islands? A few weird or random TGs have been from players in that region.

[Arbiter08]

My guess is that they are a defender group. Other then that, I don't know anything.

[Kris Kringle]

Do these people even expect a response?

 

Black Mesa Islands is a region of around 100 nations with which we have an in game embassy. They are embassy collectors though (they have around 200 embassies), we don't even have contact with them and they don't meet our requirements for diplomatic relations, so I don't know why we still have it in the first place.

[Rebel-topia]

Black Mesa Islands is a region of around 100 nations with which we have an in game embassy. They are embassy collectors though (they have around 200 embassies), we don't even have contact with them and they don't meet our requirements for diplomatic relations, so I don't know why we still have it in the first place.

 

This would be something our new MoFA and Escade need to look into. I very much support a "forum embassy = in-game embassy"...

[Escade]

From [nation]Ballerina Star[/nation]

 

<p style="font-family:Verdana, Tahoma;font-size:13px;">Thanks for the welcome telegram. I'm new here and I'm trying to understand how it works.

<p style="font-family:Verdana, Tahoma;font-size:13px;">By now, everything I can say is that we are trying to make an utopia here: The country I would be happy to live in along with all my countrymen.

<p style="font-family:Verdana, Tahoma;font-size:13px;">Any tip can be useful. And we would be glad to help with whatever we can.

<p style="font-family:Verdana, Tahoma;font-size:13px;">Also, if you can give me more information about the TSP roleplay and the forum I would be thankful.

<p style="font-family:Verdana, Tahoma;font-size:13px;">Sincerely,

<p style="font-family:Verdana, Tahoma;font-size:13px;">Ivan, a person living at Ballerina Star

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<p style="font-family:Verdana, Tahoma;font-size:13px;">From the [nation]Porto Rico[/nation]

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<p style="font-family:Verdana, Tahoma;font-size:13px;">You might know me but if not my name is Porto Rico and used to be a member of the great region and former World Assembly Delegate of Confederation of Nations. I am here today to talk to you about a situation that started close to 2 years ago. Two years ago I was unfairly banned from the World Assembly due to I had multiple WA nations. This is accusation is completely false I have never had another account but the problem was when I was in my college days I lived in boarding house and we had to share the same IP address and sadly there were other member of the boarding house that played NationStates and this cause me to be accused of this crime. I am here to ask for you support and through any way possible telegram moderators, vote on the poll, let voice be heard and help me get this banned lifted. I will love to return to this great region as World Assembly Member, with its privilege and duties that it have and with your support we can make achieved this. Please help me, Any question you have don’t hesitate to telegram me I will gladly respond any of your questions.

<p style="font-family:Verdana, Tahoma;font-size:13px;">Thank you,

Porto Rico

<p style="font-family:Verdana, Tahoma;font-size:13px;">page=poll/p=1132

[Escade]

Going to post this in the CSS as well:

 

<p style="font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;background-color:rgb(221,221,221);">"From <a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=Nevadar" title="External link">Nevadar</a>

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<p style="background-color:rgb(221,221,221);font-family:Verdana, Tahoma;font-size:13px;">To The Lady of Escade:

<p style="background-color:rgb(221,221,221);font-family:Verdana, Tahoma;font-size:13px;">For the last month I am continually being accosted and accused of being you. I am really not sure if this is a compliment or an insult but I certainly prefer to think the former. I think it warrants at least a drink and a chitchat to get to know one another."

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<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=pearyson">The Protectorate of Pearyson</a>
<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/page=tg/tgid=5534362">9 hours ago</a>
 

<p style="font-size:13px;">*Note I am not commending nor condemning actions taken by anybody. However, when sending region-wide TGs, you should ensure their factual accuracy.

<p style="font-size:13px;">"Our military's mission was utterly ruined and failed due to his betrayal."

<p style="font-size:13px;">This statement is incorrect.

<p style="font-size:13px;">German Dragons did not eject or ban any nations until <i>after</i> NE updated (so if he was told about the raid, it had no impact).

<p style="font-size:13px;">Defenders did not move into NE to pre-emptively defend the region (so when they found out, it had no impact).

<p style="font-size:13px;">There was still a sizeable raiding party, enough to take NE (so when your allies found out, they didn't pull out, and there was no impact)

<p style="font-size:13px;">The reason your raid failed was down to the actions of your troops. Some had already updated before moving into NE.

<p style="font-size:13px;">That is why your raid failed, not because of Topid.

<p style="font-size:13px;">I would appreciate you rectifying this mistake in another region-wide TG

[Escade]

I have an irrational hatred towards whoever this is due to their stunt in the citizen apps:

 

<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=pillaganburnistan">The United Kingdom of Pillaganburnistan</a>
<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/page=tg/tgid=5534662">7 hours ago</a>
 

<p style="font-size:13px;">To The Great Nation of <a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=escade">The Lady of Escade</a>:

<p style="font-size:13px;"><a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=pillaganburnistan">The United Kingdom of Pillaganburnistan</a> is disheartened to hear of the shameful, oathbreaking treachery of the betrayers and we share in the outrage 

expressed by your nation and it's people. Please accept our condolences also, since it can be jarring to lose an ally to the awful draw of the black hole that is power through treason.

<p style="font-size:13px;">Our research regarding the Topid region only includes public knowledge and record, but seems to indicate some very established nations of considerable size having many puppet regimes and associations which experience tells Pillganburnistan isn't likely the whole extent of their support. They seem formidable, so any further information (or directions thereto) might allow one to assist in a proper response, and if you should need us please forward intelligence if you can.

<p style="font-size:13px;">I, Velvet Van Ragnar, hope The Lady will take comfort in the pledged support of <a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=pillaganburnistan">The United Kingdom of Pillaganburnistan</a> and promptly call upon us as needed for the specific purposes of said support, as we are a fairly young nation and are unsure how to direct our efforts in this front. Please let us know how we can help if necessary and know our endorsements include your preferences and shall continue to do so, we also wish to avoid any endorsements that may support them or their allies.

<p style="font-size:13px;">Please keep us informed as needed.

<p style="font-size:13px;">Cordially in Solidarity,

Velvet Van Ragnar

King of <a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=pillaganburnistan">Pillaganburnistan</a>

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<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=etikunile">The Dictatorship of Etikunile</a>
<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/page=tg/tgid=5534968">6 hours ago</a>
 
Edward snowden isn't a real person

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<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=ancient_slobovia">The Serene Dominion of Ancient Slobovia</a>
<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/page=tg/tgid=5537626">41 minutes ago</a>
 

<p style="font-size:13px;">OK, you've lit the delegate signal... Now what? Are we expecting raiding? And what's this "highly classified information" Topid supposedly forwarded to other people? I'm at work, so I'll need more than a vague TG to take time away from that to play defender.

<p style="font-size:13px;">Sincerely,

Zoran Gabris,

ambassador to the South Pacific for

Her Imperial Majesty Iris IV

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<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=that_0ne_place">The Republic of That 0ne Place</a>
<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/page=tg/tgid=5537743">31 minutes ago</a>
why does it matter? for a war game isn't it about the seat of power and endorsements?

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<div style="font-weight:bold;"><a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=anquia">The Queendom of Anquia</a>
<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/page=tg/tgid=5530783">14 hours ago</a>
 
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Hullo! Raven, or The Resolute Pharaoh of the Imperial Crown, mentioned that you like talking about murder and fanfiction! I'm the same. I just thought I'd say hi, to both get out as a young nation and to make new friends.

Sincerely yours, 

The Queen of Anquia

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[Escade]

And again with the persistent one:

 


<div style="font-weight:bold;"><a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=ancient_slobovia">The Serene Dominion of Ancient Slobovia</a>
<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/page=tg/tgid=5538892">2 minutes ago</a>
 
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OK, you've lit the delegate signal... Now what? Are we expecting raiding? And what's this "highly classified information" Topid supposedly forwarded to other people? I'm at work, so I'll need more than a vague TG to take time away from that to play defender.

Sincerely,

Zoran Gabris,

ambassador to the South Pacific for

Her Imperial Majesty Iris IV

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[Kris Kringle]

That murder and fan fiction one is so creepy...

[Escade]

So I sent a message about treachery to this guy (Pill-whateves) and look at his fun responses:

 


<div style="font-weight:bold;"><a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=pillaganburnistan">The United Kingdom of Pillaganburnistan</a>
<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/page=tg/tgid=5540288">35 minutes ago</a>
 
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To The Great <a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=escade">The Lady of Escade</a>

I am more shocked and confused at this moment than I know how to express but am coherent enough amidst it to ask: what crimes? What is it The Lady is attributing to myself or my nation?

All diplomatic niceties aside, I truly have no clue what you are referring to! I had recently joined this game without allegiance or knowledge thereof and have been attempting to play by the rules, and have done so to the best of my knowledge aside from a world assembly scuttle which I immediately remedied upon it being brought to my attention, but that nation directly involved was NOT <a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=pillaganburnistan">The United Kingdom of Pillaganburnistan</a> but an ally and my only intimate association in the world.

The only thing I remember on the message boards was of a satirical flavor as I recall, but nothing else of the issue comes to mind and I'm sure that the tally of posts I've placed number below 5: (I think I asked a question in a wry manner meant to be funny for it's ridiculousness, but can't recall any specifics.) I assure <a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=escade">The Lady of Escade</a> and the entire <a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/region=south_pacific">south pacific</a> and the World Assembly: there has been no intentional violation on the part of <a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=pillaganburnistan">The United Kingdom of Pillaganburnistan</a> or ANY of her officials towards ANY Administration or nation of The World, much less The South Pacific and I had hoped to grow to become a great nation and ally for her with time and a little more reading up on this game's rules.

Seriously, what happened? Am I being scapegoated or do you really think I did what your accuse? Is this part of the game? I sincerely and urgently wish for a reply with some detail. Thank You.

Sincerely and with some dismay;

Velvet Van Ragnar King of <a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=pillaganburnistan">The United Kingdom of Pillaganburnistan</a>

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[Escade]

lol, at the guilt:

 


<div style="font-weight:bold;"><a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=pillaganburnistan">The United Kingdom of Pillaganburnistan</a>
<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/page=tg/tgid=5540798">9 minutes ago</a>
 
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To <a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=escade">The Lady of Escade</a>

I had wondered what happened to your endorsement, but as you can see mine have remained the same, shall I change my passwords? I think you're significantly upset and seem truly sure that I have done something which I'm equally as sure, even MORE sure in fact, that I have not. I stand awaiting your reply to my first telegram and shall change my passwords as I wait.

<a class="" href="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=pillaganburnistan">The United Kingdom of Pillaganburnistan</a>

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[Kris Kringle]

What? I mean, really, what is this guy talking about? I can't even understand half of what he says. And what do the World Assembly and his passwords have to do with anything?

[Escade]

I don't know Kris, but that's what he gets for trying to impersonate me on the forums. 

[Arbiter08]

Forums? I remember somebody posting something about you in a news letter sort of thing on TSP's RMB. Other then that I don't remember anything of the sort happening here in TSP.

[Escade]

The nation in question put in a troll citizen application where they claimed to be me. I'm a little sensitive to being impersonated.