YANGUSLAND national day (aug 1st) official program

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Dear UN Delegate LadyRebels, dear T SP Nations Guests, Dear YANGUSLAND People?Here's the program of the national day (the day will be long and the night shorther)For convenience program time will be the GMT Time+1.Time from/to Location Activities and intervenant 00.01 - 03.00 Emperor Stadium Openning ceremony (dancers, musicians) 03.01 - 09.00 Emperor Disco Palace Danse, Music, Alcool, Drugs (gogo boys, gogo girls)09.01 - 12.00 Emperor Palace Bar After, Breakfast and Brunch (topless waitress n bottom less waiters)12.01 - 15.00 Empress Beauty Salon Collective and individual Shower, Bath, Sauna, Jacuzzi and Massage15.01 - 18.00 Emperor Beach Palace Buffet and BBQ (Female wet tshirt contest n Male wet short contest) 18.01 - 21.00 Emperor Coliseum Gladiators Roman games (lions, tigers, panters, pumas, slaves...etc...) 21.01 - 00.00 Emperor Palace Banquet and Roman Orgies (Guest Strip tease contest n karaoke contest)00.01 - Emperor garden Chinese FireworksOfficial Air transport will be provided by YANGUSLAND AIRWAYSOfficial lodge will be provided in Suite @ IMPERIAL PALACE HOTELOfficial Casino will be EMPORIUM CASINO PALACE. Tokens free @ casino counter.Casino Financial losses refund only at YANGUSLAND CASHBACK counter @ YANGUSLAND AIRPORTOfficial Money will be YANGOLD available free @ YANGUSLAND BANKOfficial Condoms will be YANGUS STRONG available @ hotel desk and Tourism office counter IMPORTANT NOTICE : Excess will be pardonned. But Crime will be reprimended, Everything is free @ YANGUSLAND?even JAIL for Diplomatic visitors : Diplomatic immunity service is availaible do not forget your diplomatic passport @ home.Pls do not feed slaves and animals.Enjoy your stay.Special services available upon request @ YANGUSLAND TOURIM OFFICE.YANGUS 1ST OF YANGUSLAND

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Dear Delegate, Dear South Pacific nations & Dear YANGUSLAND people, Emperor YANGUS 1st is grateful to everyone for their participation to the success of the organistion of YANGUSLAND NATIONAL DAY (AUG 1ST). YANGUS 1st is proud of the abnegation and the discipline of our people during the week of the DAY... YANGUS 1st would like to thanks the members of all participating South Pacific delegation and particulary our SP UN delegate The Queendom of LadyRebels for the support given. We're delighted to say that NO Crime was committed during the day....(Sex, alcool, gambling, drugs were not considered as crime during the festivities !!!) and no animals and slaves molested or abused... Thanks again to everyone and see you next year (same date aug 1st). YANGUS 1st YANGUSLAND Ps to the SP Nations : If you don't want to wait 1 year to have fun, you can cone whenerver you want...But this time Sex, alcool, gambling, drugs and etc will not be free of charge !!!! For your next travel contact : YANGUSLAND Tourism office @ YANGUSLAND Overseas embassies and consulates. YANGUSLAND AIRWAYS reservation desk available in all South Pacific airport. PS 2 : Sorry for the delay between the end of the festivities and the debriefing report...After the national DAY everybody at YANGUSLAND was exhausted and a pause was needed to clean everything.... PS 3 : If I've said or did something wrong during the day pls forgive me....I was tottally drunk n drugged, as Nation Emperor it was my duty to show the way of fun to my Foreign Guest. Ps 4 : I'm still exhaudted, I will be offline for Rest and R until the end of the month. If inquiry pls contact my 1st Minister. Faithfully yours YANGUS 1st YANGUSLAND