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06-25-2012, 03:37 PM
Yes another blast from the past Big GrinBut anyway share all your corny pick up lines hereI need to wear over mitts to touch ya, 'cause you're so hot. <Yes copied but i did this fast Tongue So share all of your corny pick up linesADMIN may i please have a pin for this?
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06-25-2012, 09:18 PM
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? < One of my favorites Smile **holds out hand** Would you hold this while I go for a walk? < Im 1 for 1 with this one!! Big Grin
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06-25-2012, 11:50 PM
'Nice skirt you know where it'd look best?' My floor'
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07-01-2012, 05:55 AM
Because XKCD got it right. Big Grin



<img src='http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pickup_lines.png' alt='Posted Image' class='bbc_img' />
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07-06-2012, 03:33 PM
"Did it hurt when you fell? From Heaven?"
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07-06-2012, 10:45 PM
Angels dont fall from heaven, Pen... Unless theyve been naughty... Wink (at a restaurant - after flirting with the hot waitress)waitress: Can I get you anything else?me: Ill take a waitress to go. With nothing on it.
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07-09-2012, 01:59 PM
And duh Rebel Tongue"I've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy?"
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07-17-2012, 03:25 AM
Hey, do you play scrabble? Because you've got a nice rack.Lol! Tongue
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07-17-2012, 04:18 PM
Hey Babe *winks*all you gotta do
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07-18-2012, 02:32 PM
"I'd look good on you": probably my favourite one "Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.""There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?"I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet. Lips aren't the only thing you can use for that one Tongue
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07-18-2012, 03:17 PM
"i need the number for 911 cuz baby you just stole my heart"
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02-22-2013, 12:36 AM
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
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